BUHAY ARTIST ONE

kotabol kots at embaraseng mumentsSa Bhouse:
Bernce: “ALAS I HAVE REANNOUNCE MY COOKING CAREER... VIOLA!!!”
Bhadz: Kuya anong luto mo?

Bernce: “ITLOG AT TUYO”“YOUR NOTHING BUT A SECOND RATE TRYING HARD COPYCAT...” (pointing to a cat on a roof)

Thinking of an delicious supper for the night while walking home... pag uwi... TUYO ulit...

Bernce: Then again maybe not.Umaga... pumunta ang pinsan ko sa bahay diretso sa kwarto ko...
Pinsan: Nard alam mo ba ung EBS-SBN? (ABS-CBN)
Bernce: hindi pero alam ko ung BROADWAY CENTRUM. (GMA-7)
Pinsan: Oo nga... alam mo ba ung EBS-SBN?
Bernce: hindi pero alam ko ung BROADWAY CENTRUM.
Pinsan: Oo nga... alam mo ba ung EBS-SBN?
Bernce: hindi pero alam ko ung BROADWAY CENTRUM.
Pinsan: Oo nga... alam mo ba ung EBS-SBN?
Bernce: hindi pero alam ko ung BROADWAY CENTRUM.
so on and so fort... walang katapusan... hanggang lunch...

Umaga
Bernce: SYETE LATE NA AKO!!!! (ligo bihis toothbrush takbo paalis ng bahay...)pagdaan sa simbahan... maraming tao... nakita ng kaibigan ni papa...
Kaibigannipapa: aba bihis na bihis ka a? san punta mo?
Bernce: (nagtataka sa dami ng tao) papasok na po... (lakas loob na sumagot)
Kaibigannipapa: LINGGO?
Bernce: Linggo?

Noong College: “AKO SI TAMASIGURO” “AT AKO SI VICOR isang recording company” (in reference to saber marionette characters Tamasaburou and Baiko)Red: (P word) *^&#@ NYO!!! NAKAKALALAKE NA KAYO AH! (badddiiinnnnggggg sya)

Tawanan ang lahat ng ADVERTISING klassmate ng biglang lumobo ang sipon ni Oliver... (as in bubblegum kalaki) Mrs: Aquino: ...

BERNARD LLAMO... (roll call first day in English 1)
Bernce: Present Maa’am
Mrs. Aquino: unique ang name... hhhmm
Bernce: eh?
after class... kausap ni Mrs. Aquino si Sir whathisname na friend ni Sir Sotto.
Sir Whathisnameagain: halika dito... (pinches my chest)
Bernce: (startled) ei... (backs off)
Sir Whathisnameagain: LALAKI!!!!
Mrs. Aquino: ay kala ko babae unique sana ang name...
Bernce: ate you... ate you...

Isang araw...
Clea: nard... nung nakilala ka nmin mukha kang probinsyano...
Bernce: nung nakilala ko kayo mukha kayong RETARD... bang bang bang...

Habang nagmamadaling tumatakbo sa hallway ng Fine arts...
Sir Blue: HHHOOOYYY!!! IBABAGSAK KITA SA SUBJECT KO!!!
Bernce: SIR WALA PO AKONG SUBJECT SA INYO...
Sir Blue: GO!!!

Modeling subject.
Sir Ramos: gusto kong tularan nyo si Ryan sa ginawa nya.
Bernce: Sir si Bernard po ako... si Ryan po ung nasa kabilang table.Noong College...

dahil sa isang babae na kinahuhumalingan ko na itatago natin sa pangan na SYNDRA (tunay nyang pangalan)... at ni Phillip (tunay rin na panganlan)... isang nagaaral ng Taekwondo sa iskwela... na pareho naming nilagawan... at dahil sa di ko pagsama sa isang gimik naging sila... at si Philip ililibre ako ng Batman Forever dahil sinagot sya... pero tumanggi ako dahil heart broken... kinabukasan... binalaan ako ni Phillip na wag daw akong lalapit kay Syndra kung ayaw ko daw na mabugbug... at dahil first year ako... at walang kakilala... natakot ako... at ginawa nmin ng ibang barkada kinausap namin ang instructor ni Phillip Psychotic na binantaan ako ni Psychotic boy Phillip, nagpramis ang instructor na di sya makikisali sa kung anong gulo... kinausap ko ang kuya ko tungkol kay Phillip at kinausap nya ang klassmate nya from highschool na nasa Architecture department ng school namin... na bantayan daw ako... di ko kilala si Archi friend ni Kuya... kaya kinabukasan nilapitan ako ng isang taong ASTIG NA LONG HAIR... STRAIGHT PA!!! ang catch e may polio... sya... pero mukhang kaya nya si Philip kung naka upo silang pareho hahahahahaha!!! (sama ko tlaga...) anyhow... sumunod na araw nagbreak sila ni Syndra... at di ko na rin tinuloy ang pagco-court ko... ang ending... after a long year... naging magkaibigan kami ni Phillip... and funny thing is... nung nag usap kami ulit... ang sabi nya lang... “Tol wala na ha...”... Bernce: (Sa utak) E BOOOM TARAN TARAN KA PALA E!!!

Sa CR...
Bernce: tol iniwan ko ung tubig ha... ang panghe dun e
after a minute
someone: !@$%&...
Eloy: sinong nag iwan ng tubig na tumatakbo sa CR? (habang basa ang pantalon)
Bernce: silent lang...

Sa isang mall:Kagabi... habang sinundo ko ung sister ko dahil napadaan ako sa Manila Doctors... at unexpected ako na nakita ni Josh from DA, after non... naglaro kami ni Bhadz ng toy crain... ang linya ko... after bumili ng token at di nakuha ang laruan...“CHEERS FOR THE COINS WHO ABANDON THEIR PURSE... AND TO THE SLOTS THAT TAKES THEM AWAY” (sabay hulog ng coin sa toy slot crain) (background music... mahal kita... basta mahal kita... iniisip nila ay hindi mahalaga.... mahal kita maging... sino ka mmmmmmmmaaannnn SFX fades along the lines)

Kagabi ulit...
Salesman: Sir Chicken po.
Bernce: meron pa bang iba?
Salesman: Manok po?

Noong first meeting ng Lapis ko to group sa isang export convention.
Saleslady: bili mo na to sige na...
Bernce: sandali lang po
Saleslady (pinalastik at pinagkaduldulan sa dibdib ko) .. ito na
Bernce: sandali lang po
Saleslady: 65 lang yan.Bernce: (pays the woman and brought the pies) (hinagpis i2)

Sa opisina:
Marvin: Sinong nag iwan ng printer kagabi?
Art: di ako...
Art ulit: nope...
Art ulit ulit: di kami...
Art na naman: wala...
Art na lang palagi: bakit anong nagyari?
Bernce: Aaminin ko na......isang pause...
Bernce: (sumisigaw) SI GERARD SI GERARD!!!

Sa team building:habang nagcrocross si Aga sa obstacle.
ARTSEM (team Kuma): AGA GO! AGA GO! AGA GO! AGA GO!

Team building ulit:TEAM TANGLAD: (for team kuma) MGA KUUUUMMMAAAGGG!!!
TEAM KUMA: (for team tanglad: TANGLAD NYO!!! TANGLAD NYO!!!

Sa mga nakakatuwang memories ni Kuya Jungz na nasa Hawaii na...Jungz: Aga totoong pinagpala ka talaga...Aga: Salamat JongsJungz: LUMAYO KA NGA SA AKIN PAPALAIN KITA DYAN E!!!

FEAST OF SAN JUAN

Jue 25, 2007... Dinalupihan, Bataan... Feast of San Juan... everyone gets to be wet... :D

Sketching up!!!

Aaaannnddd nnnnooowww... ttthhhee.... eeenndd is neeaarr... and so i fffaacccee... the final ballpen... i sooo hate myself... somebody stooop mmeee!!!

DA:Eucalion episode one

Epsiode one.... RELEASED!!! starring... LOUIE,RYAN and KINO!!!

DA:Eucalion has been EDUCATED!!!

It all STARTS HERE!!! episode 1

DA: Eucalion has been MINIMIZED!!!

It's about time on an update... anyways... months ago... me and some of my DA (deviantart.com) friends has thought of an wacky idea on making our friendship more meaningful by creating a comicbook based on everyday funny lives on DA... hence "DA Eucalion Devianti quest" has been born... as of its progress iam still... on 2 pager... and still unable to finish what i started and thinked of a past few month... but it doesn't necessarily means it won't come out... ofcourse not... and for its unavaibility... "DA: Eucalion minimized" has arrived.... :D (hehehehehe). its more funnier... chibier... version of "DA Eucalion Devianti Quest".

YOKAI WAR

The Great Yokai War movie which i bought a day earlier... (together with naruto movie 3) was truly entertaining... at one point a very classical take on japanese supernatural being... which i honestly find funny rather than scary ghost... not very grotesque but more like an interesting weird monsters (or case in point... ghost)... i also found some rather familiar face like the kappa... in which japanese often seen like a horrible beast... but here the kappa was surely funny... another familiar host was the goblin king or rather i fundly calling tengu man which also happened to be on most japanese games like Rockman and SNK series... but you'll notice the funny long nose blue skin as more like a reference to him. SADAKO... (yes the ever RINGu' ghost character) is also present here... on a cage... with some other captive ghosts... The antagonist of the movie... is Tadashi Ino... the chosen Kiri Raider... he's no hero... well... not that he looks like one... although what can you expect from a 12 year old boy seeing Yokais? ofcourse who would not be scared of them... :) . one of the more interesting scenes we're most Yokai have to travel from provinces just to go to Tokyo... they taught there was a festival going on... which later they knew it wasn't... but it was war... it ended up destroying Tokyo... but some scene came very unlikely... and i found it very entertaining till the end.

Naruto: Shippuden movie

Not so much of a work related thing... im just eager to watch this... and its a bit of a spoiler... well... i guess everyone knows whose head protector that is... its quite a dead give away i tell you... but if you insist... read this for the release and who dies aswell... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto:_Shipp%C5%ABden_the_Movie

but we know better than that... isn't that right?

Da Eucalion update

Nyahehehehe... it has been for about 2 months since i announce that i'll be doing a project base on DeviantArt friends right? well... the development is still progressing... iam telling you... im currently doing a cover for the first chapter, which consist of ten pages... the cover would be done on paper and watercolor medium, with all this digital coloring happening with most comicbook nowadays i planned to do this on a much more traditional way... :) update will be posted soon... and pages...

future project includes yarnspinner... :)

Force One Animax

Force One Animax was one of Funny Comics' best series done by Mr. June C. Pena... editor of Sports on Balita newspaper... i just did some sketches cause i felt like doing it... anyways... i think i'll go send him an email... just to check on him... :) (from top to bottom: Bluefox, Iceberg, Claws and Congorilla).

one little light

Blink from Exiles...Joe Mad's version was the best...

No Filbars

this was the third time Filbars Greenbelt did something pretty nasty to me... (no actually there was a lot of times but i never bother thinking about it until this incedent)... i m quite pissed of... the first time was with this saleslady... i asked her nicely about the Civil war series if i could take a look at it, she gave the book with a frown in her face slamming the book on the shelf. (OUCH!!! thats gotta hurt...turn that frown upside down please)... well i wound up not buying any civilwar title... (Thanks to her, Filbars have one less sale tee hee... ), if that wasn't just fair the second time was with this two pair of salers... (what do we have here a pair of lovers in Googoo eyes)... and to my excitement i came as early as i could get... (that was thesame day of its official release) the gal told me they already have new Xmen#37... but i can't have it yet cause they're just sorting things out, so they told me to go back after lunch or during the afternoon, (well i have waited for about a week... i think having a few hours wont hurt) and so i came back after office work to claim my waiting price... but the guy told me they've already took everything out and was out of stock... the title was for reserved and members... (OK!!!! SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WAITING GAME?), i came out of the store thinking that this branch doesn't know anything about "CUSTOMER SERVICE" they don't ever bother saying their sorry for making me WAIT!!!! AND WAITING A LITTLE BIT MORE!!!! yesterday (05-09-07) New xmen#38 is officially released... so after weeks of bad taste on FILBARS i came back to ask (NICELY AGAIN) if the title had already reached the "El PILIPINAS" the guy whose taking care of things (or does he not) told me... that it would be released tomorrow (05-10-07)... so i was about to RE-HEAT... when i came to my senses... and came back after walking a short walk... i asked him if the release date of the comicbooks in the U.S. are different here... he jsut told me... it is... (ok i dont see any consistency here)... so... i tried my patience once again... and came today... TODAY!!! IS MAY 10, 2007... and the guy over FILBARS greenbelt branch told me it didn't came and asked me to comeback tom... (WHATAHELL... please somebody kill me now...) so i can't confirm this information here... i just have to know more, whats happening to filbars... so i walked over GREENBELT to GLORIETTA 2... (quite a long and tiring walk too)... so i came to Glorietta branch... i asked (NICELY EVER AGAIN) the salesgirl if NEWXMEN#38 have arrived... she told me... NEWXMEN have already EXCEEDED no. 38 and its now on 100 PLUS!!!! (WHATAFACT)... HELLLOOOO!!!! Skottie Young is penciling new xmen now... and who might you think is pencilling issue 100? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! am i on "THE TWILIGHT ZONE"? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S INSANE!!! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!... ok... so im snapping back to reality... cause i no longer can handle the strain here... so im standing there letting her know... that issue 100 is FAR (OH YES EXTREMELY FAR) from it release... maybe 3 to 4 years or so... then she came to her senses and told me that issue 38 is still due to release by tom.... (why do i felt like im somewhat relieved upon hearing that?)... so there... as i was walking back (VERY TIRED) to the office... i was thinking... what possibilities that could tie in for FILBARS late releases (yesterday,today and tomorrow)... maybe sandman just got it POSTED... thought the bag of comicbooks be mistaken for a bag of money... (fair enough) ... i dont blame FILBARS... i think theres something wrong with their people... i mean im not being comparative... but COMI...Q... eeerrr... (i know someone there...) ok... so i tried calling comi...q.... eerrr.. them... and they've answered back... they told me they already have the book... (SMILING!!!!)... the next thing to do is... a ride to megamall... and... a ride back home... well... its a pretty interesting week... i think im right with the sandman story.... :D

He's a Pirate

Pirate's of the Carrebean at worlds end... coming this May... :D

Ultimate Zuma preview

You'd want to see my deviantion for the pencil work for this piece. its Zuma.. inspired with Marvel's Ultimates version.

Da Eucalion series

DA Eucalion: D'vianti quest is a parady of Magic Knight Rayearth, and a whole lot of story based on different animes including Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Card Captor Sakura, etc. other character will also reprises some roles, friends i met on DEVIANT ART, friends namely: Josh, Ian, Jet, Ly, Rey-Ann, Mickey, KJ, John, Gian, Kino, Ryan, Zhanthelmo and a whole lotta cast... (but mostly compromises with people i often share and interact with) plus other comic characters which i personally created... some of this characters are from Magna Magic, Foist Eolian and Monster Pack to name a few.

Bernce the fiery flame

My first self rendition... i lvoe cat's eye... how i wish i was born with it.. :D tee hee....

Ragnarok: Knight

(top) Emmanuel Frost re-emerging from Geffen's graveyard

One of my most favorite work so far... i find it quite amazing what my left hand can do... :D Emmanuel Frost is my MMORPG character from Ragnarok... he was killed twice now... and still he rises from his grave to punish evil... and he shall smight the wicked into their fiery grave... mhuahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!

http://bernce.deviantart.com/ <----- more work here.... :D

RESBAK!!!!

I got nothing else to do so... i get to color this piece... well i still got 54 more minutes before iam outta' here....

Boys will be boys

You'd like to check on my gallery to see them on full image.... thank you... :D

here's the link: http://bernce.deviantart.com/